I still hate prometheus.
It will always baffle me that we have built all this corporate metrics and monitoring shit on a data collection platform that refuses to collect and display exact point in time values, no way to burn out its love of interpolation. At 5pm this value was an 11. on my graph, I want a dot at 5pm with the value of 11. That's it. And I can't have it.
(And oh god no don't try to nerdsplain to me why prometheus interpolates everything. I've read their words and they're wrong. And also don't try and give me better solutions. I know them and can't have them)
This is a single-user instance, namely for @sungo